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gordonlaughingalonewithcrowbars:

So I went to the Half Life and Gordon Freeman tags, which I track, and there was a post in them highlighting the fact that our favourite Dr of Theoretical Physics hasn’t said a word since the series started and said that it’s been 22 years since Half Life.

First, it is common knowledge that…

FACT CHECKING FOR REAL.

He is not mute. His job interview was on the phone. See this letter:

It lists there the date of his employment starting between May 5th and May 15th of 200-. Originally the year was 1998, but they retconned it around the time that Half Life 2 came out. I believe the Resonance Cascade was technically May 6th.

Which means that it can have been anywhere between 14 and 3 years since Freeman’s been seen in “real life” continuity. We’ll see him again soon. ;)

I know I said the new seasons were all balls since the original series ended

but someone

when I get my computer back and I have time

remind me to catch up on Red Vs Blue.

they just started season 10 and I miss being a part of that whole… everything.

Not to mention the animation in season 8 is INCREDIBLE. I just… I can’t even comprehend how amazing it is. And if anything I want to keep watching just to drool over that.

(via krudey)

conquerorwurm:

Evil human beings!

this is an acceptable crossover

(Source: renomoong)

9-drop:

livykat:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

stephnrice:

glassmountain:

stfuconservatives:

nextyearsgirl:

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

^

(mic drop)

boom

whoa.

I reblogged this before but not with this phenomenal commentary.

This is amazing.

… oh

well shit

/round of applause

(Source: drunkonstevphen, via joyouslyprofane)

It took me 20 minutes but I finally realized why that drop-dead gorgeous girl sitting accross from me looks familiar

she’s a spitting image of the girl who played Marni Piper in Halloweentown

Kimberly Brown

it’s obviously not her but she looks just like her in the… well, I guess the second movie. She looks about my age.

joyouslyprofane:

hermster:

monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

NFdjknufsiaduhfO:UHTER:THuoteh;ut

reblogging for comments. also there is no god.

this is the third best thing I’ve read today. also there may or may not be a god.

megthemaggot:

Iridescent Insect Wing by ~melvynyeo

(via arcanecenotaph)

omg colbert

Well

David is in essence my boyfriend right now

and he doesn’t have a face

but I’d say he’d give you a run for your money, Colbert

(but you’d still win)

(via joyouslyprofane)

conquerorwurm:

atropomorph:

male!GLaDOS with the potato battery. Hello, Potatos!

Poor guy. I really enjoy the scruffy 5-o’clock shadow!

I can’t honestly say I’m bothered by the influx of male!GLaDOSes. Gladosi. Gladi.

It is good.

dassitright:

senseret:

FUCK THE PATRIARCHYYY.

QUEENS

(via arcanecenotaph)

pale-guy:

johnwatsons-dick:

boku-no-mj:

canadaphile:

take all of my money

this and captain america footie pajamas

GIMME

(Source: starkindu, via anastasiyathemangohamburguesa)

joyouslyprofane:

hellisloose:

confessionsofagamergirl:

forthehive:

The Brute from Tribes: Ascend. Yes please. Disco party all day long.

Lilith from Borderlands. I’ll die sexy and my phasewalk will take some bitches out too.

Witch Doctor from Diablo 3? I’m pudgy but I can take down the lords of hell solo! Take that bitches!

i’m my lvl 45 redguard with daedric weapons and armor, and my follower/companion also has daedric weapons and armor…i think i’m good.

I’m Gordon Freeman

bitch I never die

I’m the most anti-fucked ever

and also hopefully I get to meet Chell later (in almost exactly 260 years from right now ohoho)

caramelfeathers:

loki-assguard:

I decided to do this giveaway because everyone loves free stuff and everyone loves the Avengers.

So, here are the things I’m giving away: 1 Avengers T-shirt,1 Iron man USB flash drive, 1 Loki bobble-head.

RULES: 

• YOU MUST FOLLOW ME AND GIVE ME YOUR SOUL !!!!!!!!! lol jk, you don’t have to do any of that. Just reblog this post as many times as you want.
• Leave your ask box open so I can contact you if you win.
• The giveaway ends on the 8th of June.
• I will ship to anywhere in the world.

If you need any more information just send me a message. GOOD LUCK! :)

(via anastasiyathemangohamburguesa)

whatthechell:

Well, here it is! Unlike Valve, Synthetic Picturehaus doesn’t make you wait til the end of the day for a big release. 

And so, without further ado, please enjoy Aperture: A Triumph of Science’s “Lab Ratt”

(and I have to say its pretty freaking awesome). 

holy fucking fuck shit tits guys look

guys GUYS LOOK

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