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Coming home after a really long day, putting down your heavy bags, taking off your five layers of clothing because it’s in the mid 30s outside, changing into your PJs and sitting in front of the heater with pizza and internet.

Aaahhhhhh.

Being in a relationship with someone you genuinely, truly love, who really loves you back, who you never get tired of spending time with, who has so much in common with you

And with whom you can sit down and insult back and forth

“Oh god you almost burned me you fricking butt tard”

“It’s your fault you were moving you idiot”

“I hate you”

“I hate you more”

“You’re the biggest peniswrinkle in the WORLD”

“Yeah whatever you’re a TIT wrinkle”

“I love you”

“Yeah whatever”

“You love me too.”

“Yeah I do.”

Ten minutes after you take a dose and a half of nyquil

and everything is freaking awesome

Joe Hisaishi.

That is all.

Realizing that since the multiverse theory applies to the Portal universe

and Portal and Half Life are in the same universe

that there’s a universe out there

somewhere

in which I am bffs with Gordon Freeman

FRICK

That moment when you realize you STILL HAVE A DONUT IN YOUR BAG

oh wait make that a donut and a half

SWEET

LITERALLY

When you have the same keyboard habits as someone else

and you’re like THANK GOD I AM NOT THE NERD-KING

except you still are but at least you have a queen to rule the keyboard with you

so HAH

When someone comes up behind you and gently wraps their arms around your waist. Surprise!

Realizing you have ongoing original content that might be worth something, and fixing up your page to look all pretty to host it.