Cool Beans #18
Coming home after a really long day, putting down your heavy bags, taking off your five layers of clothing because it’s in the mid 30s outside, changing into your PJs and sitting in front of the heater with pizza and internet.
Cool Beans #17
Cool Beans #16
Being in a relationship with someone you genuinely, truly love, who really loves you back, who you never get tired of spending time with, who has so much in common with you
And with whom you can sit down and insult back and forth
"Oh god you almost burned me you fricking butt tard"
"It’s your fault you were moving you idiot"
"I hate you"
"I hate you more"
"You’re the biggest peniswrinkle in the WORLD"
"Yeah whatever you’re a TIT wrinkle"
"I love you"
"You love me too."
"Yeah I do."
Ten minutes after you take a dose and a half of nyquil
and everything is freaking awesome
Cool Beans #14
Cool Beans #13
Realizing that since the multiverse theory applies to the Portal universe
and Portal and Half Life are in the same universe
that there’s a universe out there
in which I am bffs with Gordon Freeman
Cool Beans #13
That moment when you realize you STILL HAVE A DONUT IN YOUR BAG
oh wait make that a donut and a half
When you have the same keyboard habits as someone else
and you’re like THANK GOD I AM NOT THE NERD-KING
except you still are but at least you have a queen to rule the keyboard with you
Cool Beans #12
Cool Beans #11
When someone comes up behind you and gently wraps their arms around your waist. Surprise!
Realizing you have ongoing original content that might be worth something, and fixing up your page to look all pretty to host it.