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When something is so cold it feels wet.

This is less than ideal when it involves:

benches, wooden or metal

underwear

socks

any clothing, really

hair

grass

toilets

Hiccups that aren’t really hiccups

When it’s like an inverse burp

When you inhale air with a closed throat

Freaking HURTS UGH

When you’re so hungry you don’t have the energy to make food

or even to get up and get some

Wow this sucks my tummy is so EMPTY

When you finally have a laptop so going to the bathroom isn’t boring so you actually get excited to go take a dump

and then you remember you don’t have wifi so you can’t actually take it with you

and you’re just like

well that’s a real bummer

When you’re hungry and you want to eat but you’re sick and you don’t know if you’ll be able to hold anything down and nothing sounds good anyway but your stomach is growling and hurting because it’s so empty and you just want it to stop so you don’t have to worry about it anymore.

When you post things to the wrong freaking blog

and you’re like OH GOD NOBODY LOOK THAT POST ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE

Becoming so busy that you don’t have the energy to come up with material, nor the time to post it.

Sorry it’s been so long, guys. I’ll try and get back into the groove here soon.

When you cry and all you can smell is salt

Nausea. 

FRICK.

An excessive heat warning

for Kirkland

THIS IS WASHINGTON

NORTHWEST WASHINGTON

STOP IT

totally tried to type that TWICE as Washingtron

good god

the heat has literally melted my brain